Game: King of the hill

First topic message reminder :

Here is the rules:
1: there is a hill which you have to conquer
2 in your post you can put an apropriate way to kill the king of the hill 3. your post must say "I'm the king of the hill!"
I'm the king of the hill

don't use the N word

I summon the japanese and hiroshima bomb the hill

THE HILL IS MINE

I get buneary  (from Pokemon) and u fall off the hill looking at her cuteness MY HILL

Atem is standing on his newly crowned king of the hill, menbaerpig walks onto the hill challenging atem, atem says "GET DUH HELL OF MAH HILL SON!", pig says "HELL NAW!", atem throws a jab, pig dogdes under his jab , and counters with a 1,2 , atem is stunned still standing, he throws a upper cut, pig jumps back, atem runs at pig fast, pig trips him, atem falls off his hill, pig is now the king of the hill.

I get snorlax (from Pokemon) to sit on you and the. You faint and I throw u off meh hill MY HILL

lame.

bombard u with potatoes, my hill -_-

i kill you and your potates MY HILL FOOL

I summon arcana force 0 the fool and he beats u up my hill

i destroy it with horakhy to kill EVERYONE AND I MEAN EVERYONE SO NO ONE COME BACK ALIVE AND IS DEAD

MY HILL FOOL

shot supreme's head with a gun . this is my hill ^_^

TLLO Goes Super Saiyan GOD!! and destroys hill. MY HILL! (If earth is still around e.e)

Gas attack (taki a shit) my hill

i stab seto my hill

Make u listen to Justin Beiber, I think I just killed everyone my hill

sings to justin bieber kill seto so he is never revived anymore my hill

push im off my hill

Make you eat poisonous pie you die MY HIll

Hi, My hill

injects you with AIDS (south park refrence). MY HILL.

*Turns into Judgment Dragon,Pays 1000LP Nukes the field*MY Hill!

I veliger ur KD and then next turn use heavy storm and dark hole to destroy all ur back row and ur monsters and go for the otk with triple JD my hill

i prance in with such swag and much yolo and you give the hill to me.

I summon bls and his eff is he banishes you my hill

you trip, you fall, i T-bag, you die, i win, the hill huehue

i stab my hill