Game: King of the hill

First topic message reminder :

Here is the rules:
1: there is a hill which you have to conquer
2 in your post you can put an apropriate way to kill the king of the hill 3. your post must say "I'm the king of the hill!"
I'm the king of the hill

bro this is my hill do we need to fight each other?

No cause I have an exodia

Exodia:Exodia SMASH!

i use horakhty MY HILLL

*Caliburn uses Obelisk to destroy hazmah* My hill

hazmah uses RA to destroy caliburn MY HILL

*Draws 15 cards then summons slifer to kill hazmah* My hill

hazmah tickls caliburn so he falls off MY HILL

*Punches hazmah off the hill* My hill

facepalms caliburn off MY HILL

*gets grenade and puts in inside of hazmah so he dies* My Hill

eats a grenade then spits it at caliburn MY HILL

* Gets a laptop then pulls out a video for hazmah to watch but he gets scarred off the hill* My hill

pushes caliburn into the slender world never to return MWAHAHAHAHA MY HILL

*Banner outs chlorophyll on the king and kills him and pharoah eats him* I AM THE KING OF THE HILL MOTHA******* lol

hazmah touches banner and banner runs off MY HILL

*Pushes hazmah off the hill* My hill

*stares at darkchamp until he gets uncomfortable and leaves*
well that was easy ^^ MT HILL MOTHA*******

lol sounds interesting

*sneaks up and kills banner by snapping his neck*
My hill!

*hits him with a cticket bat!* MY HILL

hazmah fights him MY HILL

* MINDCRUSH!!!!!* now its my hill (if you saw yugioh cancelled series 1 you would understand the joke of mindcrush)

(i havent so evplain it to me ) hazmah confuses banner till he leaves MY HILL

WIFI MODE ON! * takes banner and makes him die* My hill

im so lost in this topic