Game: King of the hill

First topic message reminder :

Here is the rules:
1: there is a hill which you have to conquer
2 in your post you can put an apropriate way to kill the king of the hill 3. your post must say "I'm the king of the hill!"
I'm the king of the hill

basically in yugioh abridged yami says MINDCRUSH! when he is pissed and suddenly the person loses the duel! its a funny concept but still it happens. so MINDCRUSH! my hill again

i play exodia it makes u turn into dust my hill and my world MWAHAHAHAHA XD

IM SETO KAIBA AND IM RICH! *haz gets pissed and just walks away* my hill XD

hazmah steals all of banners money, he runs away and sobs MY HILL

MINDCRUSH *banner steals back then puts in a bankXD* my hill i guess

hazmah gets angry and yells. Banner is blind and deaf and walks off MY HILL

MINDCRUSH! my hill

(stop mindcrushing if ur out of ideas stop posting) hazmah makes seto play video games until he falls off the hill MY HILL

me throw haz off! my hill

(seriously lol) hazmah gives baner a dummy, banner walks off MY HILL

i summon horakthy. my hill

i sacrifice ur horakhty to summon lava golem MY HILL

i summon kuriboh!!! my hill XD

i summon winged kuriboh MY HILL

i use transcendant wwings my hill hazyyyy boyyyy

i say this is sewius you get off my hill MY HILL

yt delete the song my hill

I get A piece of magma and places it on banners head My hill

Vulcano Explodes You Melt And You Burst In Explosion.My Hill.

kick 'em in da ballz , my hill

GETS 5 PIECES OF EXODIA. EXODIA OBLIETERATE!!! e.e. MY HILL. Writes The Life Less One everywhere on the hill in permanent ink.

I summon turtle... turtle is a fat does nothing ...

THEN I TRIBUTE THE TURTLE TO SUMMON my self ... I use mah turtle powers to defeat all your monsters MY HILL :3

Popped a molly, drowns in sweat... MY HILL.

eat all of them i throw up at you.You evacuate the hill and i take the hill.

i summon the crimson dragon my hilll NIGGA