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 | | Subject: Merry Fuckin' Thanksgiving Thu Nov 26, 2015 10:46 am | |
| The sweet pig is here
The day turkeys fear
The day we give our thanks
The day we watch Tom Hanks
We hang at the table, chat with family
We complain about Obama and Hillary
A month away from another year of living
Enjoy today
Merry Fuckin' Thanksgiving As celebration for the fact that we effectively skip of the few Nationally Recognized Holidays that America has in favor of the Red and Green of Christmas--or the plague that is Black Friday--let's start a new tradition here, with our family.
So let's share your favorite Thanksgiving stories. Maybe you got laid in a fantastic orgy of food. Maybe you went hunting and pegged a 9-point buck. Or maybe your life sucks and you hate Thanksgiving because it reminds you how much your family sucks the left end of a donkey's cock.
Either way! Share! So we can laugh at you. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Merry Fuckin' Thanksgiving Thu Nov 26, 2015 10:53 am | |
| I only get games from tesco cuz they have a christmass sale on them, dont celebrate Christmas. Santa Claus doesnt even exist | |
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| | Subject: Re: Merry Fuckin' Thanksgiving Fri Nov 27, 2015 1:25 am | |
| i got laid in a walmart bathroom......when i was 18 great times | |
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