Morgan Freeman needed

I am currently offering 528 dp for someone to read a short story that I will provide to you in a Morgan Freeman voice. If interested, PM me or contact me on Skype.

Skype name: thealexkd6

What the f*ck...? Why?

Reasons.

Oooooh, it's to fulfill your sexual fantasies... that's cool, we all have them. Maybe not ones in relation to Morgan Freeman but it's cool.

All I want is a story read, bruh.

A story read, so you can have your deepest sexual thoughts brought to life.

Raising reward to 533 dp.

He's getting super horny now. xD

Raising reward to 1200 dp.

super horny now like he cant wait

ewwww that's just nasty.

can a mod or admin please lock dis bs

Well, seeing as no one is actually breaking any rules here, we can't lock it.

lol so we let swerve be a sick ass morgan freeman fetish mofo?

As long as he doesn't post the sexually descriptive story again, that is related to this post, and as long as no one breaks any rules, we can't do anything about it I'm afraid.

damn dis post is so digusting but rules are rules

Just ignore it. It will be archive in the end.

U guys watched south park when chinese bought star wars? That was 1st time i heard for morgan freeman lol. He is epic lol.